Playing Minecraft with the kid:Wife: “What are you playing on?”Kid: “Windows 10.”Me: “What …

Playing Minecraft with the kid:

Wife: “What are you playing on?”
Kid: “Windows 10.”
Me: “What *world*?”
Kid: “I don’t know.”
Wife: “Does that mean you don’t know, or does that mean IDK?” (He has a realm called IDK, because he didn’t know what to call it.)
Kid: “No, IDK hasn’t been renewed.”
Wife: *sigh* “Who’s on first…?”

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Minecraft Dungeons secret level

I unlocked the secret cow level in Minecraft Dungeons. Leveled up twice while battling zillions of mushroom cows. Ended up getting killed by a freaking MOOSHROOM MONSTROSITY

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I was thinking the Mooshrooms would be neutral, like they are in the main game.

Nope. It was like navigating a stampede.

Oh, and some of them were enchanted.

Yep.

Enchanted Mooshrooms gone aggro.

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Seriously, though, it’s encouraging to know that, decades after the ban on hunting went into …

Seriously, though, it’s encouraging to know that, decades after the ban on hunting went into effect, the humpback whale population has rebounded so successfully that most populations are no longer threatened by extinction. The world population is an order or magnitude greater than it was in the mid-1980s.

The Plan to Save the Humpback Whales—and How It Succeeded

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Star Trek IV, imagining the whales’ reaction at the end

Wow! We’re in the open sea! And we talked to aliens! And the humans have stopped hunting us! And they’ve stopped polluting the oceans! This is AWESOME!

Well, except for the whole thing with us being the only humpback whales on the planet. But it’s not like we were really able to talk to much of anyone from the aquarium to begin with.

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