In light of a recent expurgated version of “You Oughtta Know” played on the radio, alenxa wondered just what else Alanis Morissette might be singing about doing to someone in a theater.
I was originally going to do this as a write-in poll, but then I realized people would be limited to only one suggestion each.
So, fill in the blank: “Would she _______ on you in a theater?”
Be creative. If it doesn’t scan, that’s OK (it’s an Alanis Morissette song, after all), but stick to two beats if you can.
Post your ideas here!
An obvious one: Would she freak out on you in a theater?
Otherwise… “pour wine”… “run out”… “pass out”… “play cards”… “drop dead”… “flick matches” (I know, three syllables, but there had to be at least one fire one, and “spontaneously combust” won’t work — “combust,” perhaps?)… “give birth”… “seize up”… “pull knives”… “go mad”… “dump fries”… “get high”… “pull rank”… “take pity”….
That’s all I could come up with for now. Good effort? Bad? Meh.
And, yes, I did have to make one drug reference. Hello! ;P
My $0.04 from the inspiring post:
throw up
pass out
spill Coke
walk out
I like “give birth.” Nice and squicky.
clam up
samba
freeze up
cartwheel
squeeze fruit
move in
pig out
doze off
stand up
supersize
choke up
bail out