Um…yeah, I’ll get right on that post about “ANCHOR_TEXT%” that you’d love to see me write.
Category: Fediverse
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Get a levitating globe for your office” – No supervillain lair should be …
Spam subject: “Get a levitating globe for your office” – No supervillain lair should be without one!
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “THIS IS MY DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS” – wait…your destiny is my …
Spam subject: “THIS IS MY DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS” – wait…your destiny is my mouse? I’m so confused…
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Tale Amazing arial photos with your next drone” – I’d prefer Consolas or …
Spam subject: “Tale Amazing arial photos with your next drone” – I’d prefer Consolas or Calibri, but as long as it doesn’t take Comic Sans photos, that should be fine.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Your hair is 90% of yourself.” – Only if your name is …
Spam subject: “Your hair is 90% of yourself.” – Only if your name is Rapunzel.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Be able to perform whenever you need” – with your very own fold-out …
Spam subject: “Be able to perform whenever you need” – with your very own fold-out stage! Order now and get a free fire curtain!
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Restore your faces natural glow” – And then turn around, bright eyes…
Spam subject: “Restore your faces natural glow” – And then turn around, bright eyes…
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: I once got a run of blogspam pretending to be a friendly note about site …
I once got a run of blogspam pretending to be a friendly note about site compatibility: “When I look at your blog in Ie, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping.” – Yeah, it works in IE, but not Internet Explorer..which actually kind of makes sense…
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Put your dough into a start-up where it will grow” – I usually …
Spam subject: “Put your dough into a start-up where it will grow” – I usually just let it rise in the oven before I turn it on.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Pair of spam subjects: “Start laser etching your christmas gifts” and “Stay warm by plugging …
Pair of spam subjects: “Start laser etching your christmas gifts” and “Stay warm by plugging this in next to your bed” – I assume the laser etcher isn’t what will keep you warm.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Simply create your very own glass wear” – Sounds like Cinderella finally opened …
Spam subject: “Simply create your very own glass wear” – Sounds like Cinderella finally opened up that shoe store she’s been talking about.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Move your physical pictures onto your computer” – OK, I’ve stacked them on …
Spam subject: “Move your physical pictures onto your computer” – OK, I’ve stacked them on top of the computer. Now what?
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Get a levitating globe for your office” – No supervillain lair should be …
Spam subject: “Get a levitating globe for your office” – No supervillain lair should be without one!
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Blogspam: “1863031 beers on the wall.” That’s going to take a loooong time to …
Blogspam: “1863031 beers on the wall.” That’s going to take a loooong time to sing.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “Fly on your schedule” – I keep trying to shoo it away so …
Spam subject: “Fly on your schedule” – I keep trying to shoo it away so I can read the thing, but it keeps coming back.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “JOIN THE GREAT ILLUMINATI” Yeah, right. Like I’d fnord believe that.
Spam subject: “JOIN THE GREAT ILLUMINATI” Yeah, right. Like I’d fnord believe that.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “stop wasting time manually submitting to link directories.” Good advice, actually. I …
Spam subject: “stop wasting time manually submitting to link directories.” Good advice, actually. I don’t think anyone uses them anymore.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “HIGH IMPACT NEGOTIATION TECHNIQUES” – Negotiations with a lightsaber? Or Thor’s hammer?
Spam subject: “HIGH IMPACT NEGOTIATION TECHNIQUES” – Negotiations with a lightsaber? Or Thor’s hammer?
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam Subject: “Infection attacks! Fight back!” Too late to roll for initiative, I guess.
Spam Subject: “Infection attacks! Fight back!” Too late to roll for initiative, I guess.
Boosting LOLspam@botsin.space: Spam subject: “your Cook Top repairs are covered (And the kitchen sink!)” – And …
Spam subject: “your Cook Top repairs are covered (And the kitchen sink!)” – And since you covered the kitchen sink with the new countertop, I’m demanding a refund.