FOOLISH MORTAL!
Do you DARE look into the GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM?
— Um, can I turn the brightness down? Or maybe switch to dark mode?
ALL IS DARKNESS
— Wait, I thought you said it was glowing?
THE GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM CAN MULTITASK
— Ok, got it. Doom, glowing darkness.
— You *did* say it could run Doom, right?
IT IS *OF* DOOM, NOT *FOR* DOOM.
(the glowing rectangle prefers to avoid dependency loops)
— So what kind of doom are we talking about here? Classic, like fate? Or modern, like impending disaster?
— And why am I getting so many notifications from it?
FOOL! The GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM TOOTS AS IT PLEASES!