DOJ seizes stolen bitcoin from a 10-year-old heist against the Silk Road (remember them?), some of which was stored “on a single-board computer that was submerged under blankets in a popcorn tin stored in a bathroom closet.”
It’s like the classic saying about the only way to guarantee your computer is safe from hacking.
Search warrants, on the other hand…
via
https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/7/23445125/bitcoin-silk-road-recovered-investigators-billions
Or, now that I think about it, the plans for demolishing Arthur Dent’s house.
Oh jeez, I bet there are a lot of bitcoin aficionados who would file stuff under Q on principle