Grabbed a maple coffee drink on the way home from work. Inhaled a big gulp of it 2/3 of the way home. By some minor miracle, managed to suppress my cough reflex long enough to swallow the rest of the gulp and not spray it all over the inside of the car, but I’ve been coughing for the last half hour including 20 more minutes of the drive.
And now I’m hiccupping too.