One of the birds outside is singing notes from the Star Wars Cantina song.
Asides
Right tool for the right job: grep struggled for hours & didn’t finish; awk completed in seconds
Right tool for the right job: grep struggled for hours & didn’t finish; awk completed in seconds
“You can cook the dice later.”
“You can cook the dice later.”
The summary text is actually a hypothetical scenario, but it’s one that would be
The summary text is actually a hypothetical scenario, but it's one that would be allowed.
This cosplay goes to 11.
No, That’s Not Game Of Thrones’ Maisie Williams. That’s An Uncanny Arya Cosplayer Look-alike.
This cosplay goes to 11.
Many people online don’t understand the concept of DOSAGE
It’s become clear to me that many people online don’t understand the concept of DOSAGE: Something can be harmless or even beneficial in small amounts, but dangerous in large amounts. Think of it like turning the steering wheel on your car (or the handlebars on your bike): Too far, and you go off the road, lose control, and crash. Just right, and you change lanes or go down a different road.
@rzazueta I once got carded buying Henry Weinhard’s ROOT BEER.
@rzazueta I once got carded buying Henry Weinhard’s ROOT BEER.
I have way too active & anxious an imagination to answer the prompt, “What’s the worst possible thing that could happen to you today.”
I have way too active & anxious an imagination to answer the prompt, “What’s the worst possible thing that could happen to you today.”
A former Doctor is joining the cast of another time travel epic, but buried in the article is…
Matt Smith Cast In Major Role In New Terminator Trilogy
A former Doctor is joining the cast of another time travel epic, but buried in the article is an announcement I’d missed: Emilia Clarke’s role in the Terminator remake. BOTH CERSEI AND DAENERYS are Sarah Connor. (Hey, you’ve never seen the two of them in the same place, have you?)
Time travel can really confuse things!
Pro tip: If you’re parked on the side of a busy street, wait for a lull in traffic before you open your door. Or at least a lack of buses.
Pro tip: If you’re parked on the side of a busy street, wait for a lull in traffic before you open your door. Or at least a lack of buses.
I just watched a bus screech to a halt to avoid hitting someone…who then looked around obliviously w/a “Huh? Why’d you stop?” expression.
The next time someone tries to scare you away from something because it has…
The next time someone tries to scare you away from something because it has chemicals in it, remember: EVERYTHING is made up of chemicals, including you and every natural substance in existence. And just because something can be used for one purpose (ex: cleaning) doesn't make it unsuitable for others (ex: keeping your cells from dissolving).
Seems a little irresponsible of Oracle to hide security update info behind a *double* registration wall.
Seems a little irresponsible of Oracle to hide security update info behind a *double* registration wall.
I walked back into my office and was surprised to see sunlight glaring off of…
I walked back into my office and was surprised to see sunlight glaring off of my monitor…coming from the *northwest* — wait, what? I looked out and there's a car on top of the parking structure across the way that's at exactly the right spot to reflect the sun into my office window. At least it'll only be a few minutes.
Search hit: “thenardier live under bridge” – No, you’re thinking of trolls.
Search hit: “thenardier live under bridge” – No, you’re thinking of trolls.
Lightsaber baseball is not an inside sport.
Katie: “Lightsaber baseball is not an inside sport.”
Cocoa on this machine must’ve been an afterthought. If you choose a bigger serving, it should use more cocoa. It’s not rocket science.
Cocoa on this machine must’ve been an afterthought. If you choose a bigger serving, it should use more cocoa. It’s not rocket science.
This morning, I parked next to a car with a coffee cup sitting on the back. Coffee & car still there after work. Someone REALLY needed it.
This morning, I parked next to a car with a coffee cup sitting on the back. Coffee & car still there after work. Someone REALLY needed it.
They at least gave a reason for the placement of Coast City
They at least gave a reason for the placement of Coast City (near Edwards Air Force Base), but it makes no sense for anyone to name something in that area “Coast City.”
Placing it near Vandenberg AFB and Santa Barbara would make more sense. Or Miramar and San Diego.
I’ve been reading Wil Wheaton’s “Just a Geek” in the waiting room at the doctor’s office. I walk in and their records system runs NEXTGEN.
I’ve been reading Wil Wheaton’s “Just a Geek” in the waiting room at the doctor’s office. I walk in and their records system runs NEXTGEN.
Fun with text-to-speech: The article is about the Microsoft SURFACE’S features, not the Microsoft CERVEZA’S.
Fun with text-to-speech: The article is about the Microsoft SURFACE’S features, not the Microsoft CERVEZA’S.