It’s ridiculous that Buffer on my phone/tablet can’t accept a post while offline and, well, buffer it until the connection is back.
Asides
“I thought you were going to get pants, not Darth Vader.”
“I thought you were going to get pants, not Darth Vader.”
It’s always nice to see restaurants that not only recognize the reality and severity…
https://www.eater.com/2014/6/19/6207199/how-restaurant-pros-are-handling-the-surge-of-food-allergies
It's always nice to see restaurants that not only recognize the reality and severity of food allergies (unlike those who dismiss allergies as lies made up by attention-seekers who want to feel special), but are willing to help the rising number of people who have allergies have a nice meal out.
Spam’s always annoying, but “You spend a lot of time writing interesting stuff, you should auto-generate content w/this tool” is INSULTING.
Spam’s always annoying, but “You spend a lot of time writing interesting stuff, you should auto-generate content w/this tool” is INSULTING.
One of the birds outside is singing notes from the Star Wars Cantina song.
One of the birds outside is singing notes from the Star Wars Cantina song.
Right tool for the right job: grep struggled for hours & didn’t finish; awk completed in seconds
Right tool for the right job: grep struggled for hours & didn’t finish; awk completed in seconds
“You can cook the dice later.”
“You can cook the dice later.”
The summary text is actually a hypothetical scenario, but it’s one that would be
The summary text is actually a hypothetical scenario, but it's one that would be allowed.
This cosplay goes to 11.
No, That’s Not Game Of Thrones’ Maisie Williams. That’s An Uncanny Arya Cosplayer Look-alike.
This cosplay goes to 11.
Warning: Sunlight is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Warning: Sunlight is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Many people online don’t understand the concept of DOSAGE
It’s become clear to me that many people online don’t understand the concept of DOSAGE: Something can be harmless or even beneficial in small amounts, but dangerous in large amounts. Think of it like turning the steering wheel on your car (or the handlebars on your bike): Too far, and you go off the road, lose control, and crash. Just right, and you change lanes or go down a different road.
@rzazueta I once got carded buying Henry Weinhard’s ROOT BEER.
@rzazueta I once got carded buying Henry Weinhard’s ROOT BEER.
I have way too active & anxious an imagination to answer the prompt, “What’s the worst possible thing that could happen to you today.”
I have way too active & anxious an imagination to answer the prompt, “What’s the worst possible thing that could happen to you today.”
A former Doctor is joining the cast of another time travel epic, but buried in the article is…
Matt Smith Cast In Major Role In New Terminator Trilogy
A former Doctor is joining the cast of another time travel epic, but buried in the article is an announcement I’d missed: Emilia Clarke’s role in the Terminator remake. BOTH CERSEI AND DAENERYS are Sarah Connor. (Hey, you’ve never seen the two of them in the same place, have you?)
Time travel can really confuse things!
Pro tip: If you’re parked on the side of a busy street, wait for a lull in traffic before you open your door. Or at least a lack of buses.
Pro tip: If you’re parked on the side of a busy street, wait for a lull in traffic before you open your door. Or at least a lack of buses.
I just watched a bus screech to a halt to avoid hitting someone…who then looked around obliviously w/a “Huh? Why’d you stop?” expression.
The next time someone tries to scare you away from something because it has…
The next time someone tries to scare you away from something because it has chemicals in it, remember: EVERYTHING is made up of chemicals, including you and every natural substance in existence. And just because something can be used for one purpose (ex: cleaning) doesn't make it unsuitable for others (ex: keeping your cells from dissolving).
Seems a little irresponsible of Oracle to hide security update info behind a *double* registration wall.
Seems a little irresponsible of Oracle to hide security update info behind a *double* registration wall.
Watching the eclipse with the kiddo.
Watching the eclipse with the kiddo.
I walked back into my office and was surprised to see sunlight glaring off of…
I walked back into my office and was surprised to see sunlight glaring off of my monitor…coming from the *northwest* — wait, what? I looked out and there's a car on top of the parking structure across the way that's at exactly the right spot to reflect the sun into my office window. At least it'll only be a few minutes.
Search hit: “thenardier live under bridge” – No, you’re thinking of trolls.
Search hit: “thenardier live under bridge” – No, you’re thinking of trolls.