“Flaming goat cheese on a truck” would make a good curse. But it’s awful for your commute

I’m going to have to start using “flaming goat cheese on a truck!” as a pseudo-curse.

This is even weirder than the truck full of meat that caught fire on the 5 near Camp Pendleton a few years back, blocking the entire freeway in an area with no alternate routes for a whole day.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/sideshow/giant-goat-cheese-fire-closed-norwegian-tunnel-week-004030955.html