I was really hoping “Perky Jerky” would turn out to be caffeinated. I was really hoping “Perky Jerky” would turn out to be caffeinated. #weird #food #jerky #rhymes #perkyjerky Related Posts:A study has estimated the economic cost of food allergies at…You know the stories about how McDonald's burgers don't rot...The Things You Must Not Tell Anyone At Work (Or should you?)I actually do this with leftover ice at fast food places too.