Ask @Slashdot: What’s The Worst IT-Related Joke You’ve Ever Heard?
Some highlights:
“I like telling UDP jokes because I don’t care if you don’t get them.”
“A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 9999999999 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders asldkfjinw. He orders….”