Had to go in the other room for Duolingo. I’m back on German again & started a lesson on shopping, and every time the app said “verkauft,” my wife would crack up because it sounded so much like “fuck off”
I find it kind of hilarious that ~2 years after Flickr got rid of unlimited free storage, they’re promoting themselves as an alternative to Google Photos as GP prepares to ditch unlimited free storage, because Flickr’s paid plan is unlimited, while Google’s paid plans “only” go up to 2 TB
shelf-stable pepperoni should be called prepper-roni.
In other news, the kid is watching a video of people playing Among Us where one of the players has his name. It’s weirding him out.
Close call…the bottle of tonkatsu sauce in the fridge looks a lot like the bottle of caramel sauce.
One of those would not go well in coffee.
Ah, the fun of looking all over the apartment for a phone that’s got an alarm going off in vibrate-only mode.
I love how this file specification ends with a line that reads “EOFEOFEOF”
Kiddo proceeded to Rick-Roll the class when the teacher asked for a song title
Overheard during Zoom Mad Libs:
Teacher: “I need an expression.”
Teacher: “An *appropriate* expression.”
Kid’s doing “Would you rather?” in class, and they just asked whether you’d rather swim in gravy or take a nap on mashed potatoes
Another choice involved a turkey stuffed with candy vs. a turkey stuffed with cake.
I think it depends on the kind of cake.
Been thinking about the “Chaos is a ladder” speech a lot lately
Dude’s been in office nearly four years and hasn’t figured out that the job *isn’t about him*. Or that, you know, it has actual *responsibilities*. Even after he failed his four-year performance review.
The kid has determined that a dual monitor setup is great because you can put YouTube on one monitor and a package tracker on the other