Kid playing Minecraft with his friends: “I just broke an anvil naming a cake.
I named it ‘Lie.’”
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Kid playing Minecraft with his friends: “I just broke an anvil naming a cake.
I named it ‘Lie.’”
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Kid keeps talking about “btools” on Roblox and I keep hearing it as “bee tools” and interpreting that as the “cow tools” from The Far Side.
Me: Want some breakfast?
Kid: …
Me: (makes coffee, waits for it to brew, puts some food together, sits down, takes one bite and starts to read)
Kid: Can you get me some breakfast?
9YO: I hate 500 errors. Especially on pages with 500 ads.
9YO (looking at Rocket Radar in Pokemon Go): OK, Team Rocket is still scared of Covid.
9YO: I don’t know what to do.
Me: It’s time to go to school, so that’s easy.
9YO: Not that.
9YO joking about Ender Dragon Chow:
“Made from their favorite food!
“Not players.
“Their second-favorite food.”
#minecraft
Apparently the Ender Dragon’s second favorite food (after players) is apples.
Me: Your toothpaste has been *waiting* for you to brush your teeth with it!
9YO: It can’t wait. Toothpaste waits for nothing.
9YO: Look, a 100-pack of CDRs!
Me: Yeah, we bought one of those 15 years ago and still have some.
Me: Wait, does that actually have a *manual*?
8YO: No, it’s just the Terms of Service.
J: “My mom’s porgs are the tastiest porgs in the whole world….probably.”
J is unpacking Christmas ornaments & finds one of Frosty the Snowman: “This is like Olaf, but an evolved Olaf!”
Kiddo just walked groggily out of his room, set his alarm clock & water bottle on the table, grumbled, “What was up?” went back to his room, then came back out, grabbed his water and alarm clock, and walked back into his room. ???
J, in a rocket engine simulator: “Oooh, this is beautiful! I can't see anything!”
(Katie’s phone chimes)
Katie: I don’t *want* to know what that is.
J: It’s your phone.
J: “Po-ta-toes. But not real toes.”
First thing J said to me as I woke him up this morning: “Why was that guy covered in pizza dough?” The kid has interesting dreams.
Katie: Do you want Green Eggs and Ham?
J: No, the story!
J: “I need twenty pounds of sleep.”