Upstairs neighbors: Drop something heavy on their living room floor.
Me, on my way to try once again to get the kid to wake up: Can you maybe drop that in that room over there?
Tag: Parenting Quotes
“Is that a *bowl of frosting?*” “I didn’t fill it all the way!”
“What do you want for a second dinner? You’ve already had two lunches!”
“What do you want for a second dinner? You’ve already had two lunches!”
“You’ve become a hobbit! No, wait, you’re too tall for that.”
Online school vs. power outage
Power goes out for a few seconds, knocking out the computer & router.
Kid gets back onto school session on phone, as router finishes rebooting.
Teacher: “Thanks for getting back on–”
Power goes out again, knocking out the router….
Look, a 100-pack of CDRs!
9YO: Look, a 100-pack of CDRs!
Me: Yeah, we bought one of those 15 years ago and still have some.
Next time I’ll warn the Psyduck before I run the coffee grinder.
Today in things I never thought I’d say before becoming a parent:
“Next time I’ll warn the Psyduck before I run the coffee grinder.”
The Death Star needs to stay outside the bathroom.
Another in the long series of things I never thought I’d have to say:
“The Death Star needs to stay outside the bathroom.”
“J, I need more coffee, so please take the dinosaur foot off my head. Thank you.”
“J, I need more coffee, so please take the dinosaur foot off my head. Thank you.” (More things you never thought you'd say.)
“I thought you were going to get pants, not Darth Vader.”
“I thought you were going to get pants, not Darth Vader.”
“You can cook the dice later.”
“You can cook the dice later.”
Lightsaber baseball is not an inside sport.
Katie: “Lightsaber baseball is not an inside sport.”
Kiddo insisted on climbing into a bucket at bedtime…
Kiddo insisted on climbing into a bucket at bedtime. I told him he wasn't Odo, so he didn't need to sleep in a bucket.
Things you never thought you’d say: “You don’t eat noodles from your feet.”
Things you never thought you'd say: “You don't eat noodles from your feet.”
Things you never thought you’d say: “Keep the horse out of the kitchen.”
Things you never thought you'd say: “Keep the horse out of the kitchen.”
“Please don’t put the music player in the coffee mug.”
File this under things I never thought I’d say: “Please don’t put the music player in the coffee mug.”