Locked In

The last couple of years have really broken my suspension of belief for Scalzi’s “Lock In.”

Brain-interface full VR internet and remotely-pilotable robot bodies for people who suffer from lock-in syndrome? Sure!

A massive effort to actually accommodate people caught up in a mass disabling event?

Of course the wrangling to preserve those accommodations, the disparity between those who can afford a good VR environment and IRL caretakers vs. the ones who only afford a low-resolution home that shows them advertisements through their brain interface, etc. are still all too believable.

Markdown Mail

(replying to a complaint about HTML Email)

Personally I think something like basic* Markdown would have worked out better: just enough formatting to be useful, while still keeping it fully responsive to different displays, safer to include in web apps, easy on bandwidth and human-readable in text-only clients.

A lot of that syntax was around as informal conventions in newsgroups and plaintext email, and we would’ve been better off if it had been standardized instead of just plugging in the full web renderer. Though that’s still better than Outlook using Word to render formatted mail.

* Inline formatting, headings, quotes, maaaaybe links. Not any of the extended syntax for tables or anything that introduces layout or breaks readability.

Contemplating adding the etymology…

Contemplating adding the etymology for a bunch of streets that are clearly named after rich American industrialists of the 19th and early 20th centuries (Carnegie, Vanderbilt, etc.), but remembering the computer lab in college where we allegedly named the servers after four Renaissance artists. Perhaps it’s best to confirm that there isn’t another pattern at work.

Rats

Or maybe mice, or squirrels.

In any case, you don’t want them in your car, chewing on the wiring.

Fortunately they only actually chewed through the control wires for the high beams. Still going to be expensive to fix (and of course acts of rodent aren’t covered by warranty).

Going to need to inspect the garage, though, in case that’s where they came from.

We spent a chunk of the afternoon cleaning out the garage. Apparently something got into our backup emergency food and water and was trying to make nests out of bits of old stuffed animals. And silica gel. And old unbuilt model kits.

Katie’s going to do a second round of bleaching on the floor while I go pick up the car. And tomorrow we tackle the upper storage compartment, just in case the reason we didn’t find any actual rodents is that they’re up there.

And then get the bikes and everything that wasn’t contaminated or can be disinfected back in before it rains this weekend.

A lot of cloud-based, client-server applications really should be client applications with some kind of sync solution.I don…

A lot of cloud-based, client-server applications really should be client applications with some kind of sync solution.

I don’t need my shopping list to be reachable at any time from anywhere in the world. I need it to be on a handful of phones and maybe a laptop/desktop, and for changes on one device to show up on the others. That can be done with a web-based application, or a mobile app with its own backend. It can send updates halfway across the country to a dedicated central server so they can come back and reach the family member who’s at the store right now…

…but it can also be done by syncing changes peer-to-peer, or via a cloud-based relay, or building on a more general sync service like Dropbox or Nextcloud.

The web and cloud services have made the client-server model really easy to build for. As long as you know the client is always going to have a good network connection.

(Flashback to grocery shopping before they installed a new cell tower near the supermarket and we couldn’t even text each other “hey, I just remembered we need ___!” unless the one shopping was at the front of the store where the signal was just strong enough that an SMS message might show up. Obviously this would delay syncing too, but it’s another reason to keep a copy of the current data locally on the device.)

A related example where client-server makes more sense: actual shopping (whether arranging store pickup or buying something to be shipped). You need to know what’s available, what’s in stock, what the prices are…and so do all the store’s other customers.

The model for how people use it is a star: one central point (the store) and a bunch of rays connecting to it (the customers) and not to each other – so it matches a client-server structure.

Compared to the shopping list, where it might be built as a star, with the central server running it and lots of people connecting to it, but the actual use model is a small mesh: A handful of people and their devices sharing something among themselves.

There are two main types of cell phone buyers

Intriguing insight in this review of the Fairphone 5:

There are two main types of cell phone buyers – those who love checking out the new gadgets and getting a new phone, and those who “hate saying goodbye” to their old devices, who would rather not replace a phone for mere planned obsolescence because it still works *just fine* except for this one little thing that either can be worked around or *should* be fixable.

Fairphone is intended for the second group

https://www.theverge.com/23895548/fairphone-5-review-price-features

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I’d love to get a Fairphone for this reason. But I also don’t want to get a new phone right now, for the same reason.

Here’s hoping what I’ve got lasts long enough for this model (or the next) to reach the US.

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Nextcloud Apps

If you use a Nextcloud server, there’s a good collection of apps (some official, some third-party) that work with it. The ones I use:

Nextcloud – main app, does authentication, file access, optional auto-upload photos
Nextcloud Notes – kind of like Google Keep, but simpler. (IIRC Carnet is more like Keep, and also open) Nextcloud Talk – instant messaging, supposedly can do voice but I’ve never used it for that
Nextcloud News – RSS reader that syncs your feeds and read/unread through your Nextcloud server

Plus these apps that aren’t Nextcloud-specific, but work with it and other sync methods:

OpenTasks – ToDo list (needs Dav5x to sync)
DAVx5 – Syncs contacts, calendars and to-do items between any CalDav, CardDav or WebDav servers and your Android system, so you can access them with any local contacts or calendar app. (For instance: K-9 Mail can use contacts from my Google account and my Nextcloud account, and Simple Calendar can do the same with my calendars.)
Floccus – Bookmarks manager that can sync across multiple desktop browsers and the mobile app, using any of several sync options including Nextcloud

Flash TV finale

I haven’t watched it, but apparently the big villain in the 4-parter is…

Cobalt Blue.

CBR describes him as a “classic Flash villain” and “iconic.”
https://www.cbr.com/the-flash-cobalt-blue-set-photos/

I’ve been out of the fandom for a while, but back in the late 90s early 2000s there was a large contingent of Flash fans (specifically Barry Allen fans) who HATED the character. Mostly because in the comics he was Barry’s separated-at-birth twin.

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I find this hilarious. Even if it’s just the fact that we’re still in the 1990s phase of the nostalgia cycle, the idea that Cobalt Blue is worth using for a TV series finale? Never would have occurred to people back in the day.

And TBH I kind of feel vindicated for the blog post I wrote back in 2008 arguing that if the character had been introduced back in the Silver Age, he *would* have been a classic.

Cobalt Blue, Classic Rogue?

I guess now he is!?

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Kind of wish I hadn’t deleted that CobaltBluePrime handle on Twitter back in November. It would’ve been perfect to bring it back and post “AT LAST MY TIME HAS COME” or something like that.

(I set it up for a 2011 April Fools’ joke where the blog was rebranded as Cobalt Blue Online for the day and we posted a bunch of Cobalt Blue-themed articles)

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Though I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. I mean, this is the show that successfully transformed Vibe into a beloved character!

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Re: Juice Jacking

Replying to a post about this alert warning against using public phone chargers in case they were modified to install malware.

The other day I was wondering how effective the default “no data transfer” mode on Android is at protecting against this type of attack. Unfortunately the articles I found tend toward either “malware could get around that too! Even if your phone is off!” or “this has yet to be seen outside security conference demos.” So, not terribly conclusive!

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re: Congressional TikTok hearings

Rep. Weber just accused tiktok of pushing chinese propaganda and “woke” propaganda in the same sentence — thedextriarchy

I think their mind would be blown if they knew what Chinese state ideology thinks of the things they call “woke.”

Not exactly big on minority rights, racial equality, acceptance of non-traditional gender roles, or awareness of and wanting to dismantle state abuses of power in enforcing conformality.

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No, brain, it’s Martin Guerre, not Martian Guerre#sleepy

No, brain, it’s Martin Guerre, not Martian Guerre

#sleepy

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OMG it would be a perfect match: Astronaut goes to Mars, comes back…different. Is it really him? Is an alien presence hitchhiking in his mind? Or is it a shape-changer like The Thing? Or did he simply have a life-changing experience on the mission?

It could be played for comedy, horror (body or psychological), or anything in between.

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EV car batteries that no longer hold a strong enough charge for driving can still hold a strong enough charge for grid storage

I remember reading about this idea a while back: EV car batteries that no longer hold a strong enough charge for driving can still hold a strong enough charge for grid storage, fitting the “reuse” part of reduce, reuse, recycle.

The big reuse: 25 MWh of ex-car batteries go on the grid in California

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uspol/scotus: How weird is it…

How weird is it for
(a) Gorsuch to be the swing vote and
(b) Gorsuch and Jackson to co-sign a dissenting opinion?

(Basically, whether you think you need to summarily kick people out at the border or not, you can’t justify it as keeping covid out of the country.)

No surprise, the rest of the “conservative” majority voted to force the government to keep doing it, while the liberal judges agreed that the policy should be allowed to expire.

https://wapo.st/3GrwTBj

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visual #migraine, weird

I’m fortunate not to get the actual headaches, but I have other #migraine symptoms on a regular basis, including the visual distortions. For me it’s usually an open curve, with the line filled with zigzags flashing different colors, that starts at the center of my field of vision and moves to the periphery.

Last night I had one start *during a dream* and persist when I woke up. The weird part: the curve was rotated 90°: Open downward in the dream and leftward when awake.

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Also I think it might have been grayscale in the dream (with full-color perception of the rest of the dream) and color when I woke up, but I’m not 100% certain

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A link shortener is just an extra layer of complexity that can go wrong.

Reply to a poll about custom link shorteners

Personally I think a shortener is just an extra layer of complexity that can go wrong.

If you’re in control of your own URL scheme for your site you can make it human-readable and short enough to avoid word-wrap on email, and it’s not going to take up any extra space on Twitter, Mastodon or anything else unless you’re sending it in an actual SMS message.

Thinking about different aspects of location tracking in terms of…

Thinking about different aspects of location tracking in terms of

1. Your device figuring out where it is.
2. Others figuring out where your device is.
3. Your device telling others where it is.

1 would include GPS, or just listening for cell/wifi signals.
2 would include IP geolocation, or seeing which towers your calls go through, or tracking which map tiles you download while moving around.
3 would include telling a website, or an app uploading your location

1/

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Pinging hotspots or cell towers is both 1 and 2, figuring out your own location while revealing clues.

So you’ve sort of got passive sonar, active sonar, communications metadata, and actual reporting.

As for tracking:
Passive sonar isn’t a risk
Active sonar’s risk is inherent to being active
Metadata’s risk is inherent to actually using a connection
You can obfuscate it by things like onion routing, vpns, extra requests, pulling location-specific info ahead of time, etc.

2/

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And then there’s the issue of when your device explicity sends your location once it’s figured it out. Like when you search for the nearest coffee place or bank branch, or you’re using navigation software, or updating an online map in real time. Or when an app or website just wants the data.

Fortunately, OSes and browsers have decent access controls for letting apps and websites know your location (as determined by your device). But an app or website can still try to infer from other info

3/

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An app with online ads could look at which CDN endpoint you end up connecting to. Or make connections to sites with known locations and see which is faster, just like a speed test app or site choosing the nearest server to make a proper test. It’s a lot less precise, but it’s not like the OS can block the upload as easily as it can just refuse to hand detailed location to the app.

And of course it can be correlated with other metadata like geolocation

4/

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And of course anything you *intentionally* report — online navigation, check-ins, Pokestops you spin, the nearest ATMs on the bank site — you have to trust that the service at the other end isn’t going to misuse it.

Your bank isn’t going to care. They already know which branches and ATMs you visit.

I wouldn’t trust an ad network with a 10-foot pole.

Something big like Google or Microsoft or Amazon? That’s where you get into trade-offs.

5/

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Offline maps & navigation definitely have an appeal to them. Especially if you aren’t sure you’ll have reliable network access where you’re going. It’s doable. The only downside is you can’t add live traffic info. You could probably download typical traffic per day/hour along with the map and get rough esimates, butof course not be able to know there’s a 10-mile slowdown because a truck jacknifed, fell over, spilled an entire load of cheese and caught on fire

6/

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or maybe grab traffic data for a wide area, quantized so that it only reveals which large rectangles you’re passig through, not which roads. Like iNaturalist does with obscuring locations of observations.

Anyway, I don’t know why I’m still writing this. I just wanted to write down the active/passive sonar analogy, and i kind of rambled on from there.

7/7

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GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM

FOOLISH MORTAL!

Do you DARE look into the GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM?

— Um, can I turn the brightness down? Or maybe switch to dark mode?

ALL IS DARKNESS

— Wait, I thought you said it was glowing?

THE GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM CAN MULTITASK

— Ok, got it. Doom, glowing darkness.

— You *did* say it could run Doom, right?

IT IS *OF* DOOM, NOT *FOR* DOOM.

(the glowing rectangle prefers to avoid dependency loops)

— So what kind of doom are we talking about here? Classic, like fate? Or modern, like impending disaster?

— And why am I getting so many notifications from it?

FOOL! The GLOWING RECTANGLE OF DOOM TOOTS AS IT PLEASES!

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