Me: I’m going to need extra coffee today.
Coffee maker: What’s coffee? Here, have some slightly brown hot water.
Asides
Email from @peetscoffee: “Coffee first, then back to school” – yeah, that sounds about right.
Email from @peetscoffee: “Coffee first, then back to school” – yeah, that sounds about right.
Though “Send them back to school with coffee” sounds like it might not be the best idea for a five-year-old… #isthereanymorecoffee
I think we have enough evidence by now that “just do what they say and you won’t get hurt” isn’t even true
What. The. Fuck.
I think we have enough evidence by now that “just do what they say and you won’t get hurt,” aside from being what you tell hostages instead of supposedly free citizens, isn’t even true.
And why did they even have weapons drawn if the caller thought the patient was threatening suicide? Don’t shoot yourself or we’ll shoot you? Really? Does that work?
This is a clear case where de-escalation was necessary — and someone was already doing that. They should have stayed back and let him, not get in the way, screw things up further, and handcuff the victim while he’s bleeding out. He’s lucky to be alive.
This is something that had been kicking around in my head as well, but @absurdistwords puts it into words better: “What is harrowing about this case is that clearly if the victim wasn’t there this would be about an autistic man killed with a toy truck.”
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So the official story is that the officer was trying to shoot the disabled man with the toy truck and missed. As if that makes it any better.
Note: I think this was the post after which my cousin unfriended me on Facebook.
OK, The GOP convention has GOT to be a massive demonstration of Poe’s Law, right?
OK, The GOP convention has GOT to be a massive demonstration of Poe's Law, right? Right? No? Well crap.
My 5YO son is critiquing my handwriting.
My 5YO son is critiquing my handwriting.
Kiddo just walked groggily out of his room, set his alarm clock & water bottle…
Kiddo just walked groggily out of his room, set his alarm clock & water bottle on the table, grumbled, “What was up?” went back to his room, then came back out, grabbed his water and alarm clock, and walked back into his room. ???
Incoming search hit: “what the fuck is wrong with facebook on my new phone”
Incoming search hit: “what the fuck is wrong with facebook on my new phone”
Definitely in the smoke plume
Definitely in the smoke plume from what I assume is the wildfire out by Santa Barbara. The sky just looks smoggy, but the sunlight is a bit too yellowish, as if it were shortly after sunrise.
Amazon is breaking compatibility with my internet TV and wants me to buy a new TV to keep using Amazon video. Are you kidding me?
Amazon is breaking compatibility with my internet TV and wants me to buy a new TV to keep using Amazon video. Are you kidding me?
Or I could by a Fire Stick. Which might be more appealing if I didn’t already have a Chromecast.
Doubt I’ll buy a Fire Stick to watch @AmazonVideo after you discontinue my TV app. Make your service work w/Chromecast & I’ll keep watching.
Nice to see that the right wing has finally learned to care about violence against
Nice to see that the right wing has finally learned to care about violence against gay people.
It’d be nice if one tweet could “destroy” the world’s problems, but I’d hate to see that kind of power in the hands of some Twitter users.
It’d be nice if one tweet could “destroy” the world’s problems, but I’d hate to see that kind of power in the hands of some Twitter users.
Ad from Coffee Bean plugging “free ground shipping.” What about whole bean? Is that on sale too?
Ad from Coffee Bean plugging “free ground shipping.” What about whole bean? Is that on sale too?
Phone has whiplash switching btw Hamilton & A Year w/Frog & Toad depending on whether kid’s in the car. Now the songs are dueling in my head
Phone has whiplash switching btw Hamilton & A Year w/Frog & Toad depending on whether kid’s in the car. Now the songs are dueling in my head
Listening on random
“How Could I Ever Know?”
“Castle on a Cloud”
“Someone Else’s Story”
“I Know Him So Well”
“I’m Not That Girl”
“You Must Love Me”
“Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again”
Good grief, is there anything HAPPY on this playlist?
“Brand New Day” from Dr. Horrible.
Eh, close enough.
Remodeling on the next floor up. I keep expecting a saw blade to come through the ceiling.
Remodeling on the next floor up. I keep expecting a saw blade to come through the ceiling.
J, in a rocket engine simulator: “Oooh, this is beautiful! I can’t see anything!”
J, in a rocket engine simulator: “Oooh, this is beautiful! I can't see anything!”
Why add peanut flour to something that’s not built around a peanut taste? Keebler/Austin
https://www.foodallergy.org/common-allergens/allergy-alerts
Why add peanut flour to something that's not built around a peanut taste? Keebler/Austin cheese-and-cracker sandwiches will soon have peanut flour in them, because…???
Most road markings in the US are standardized. Why are there 3 styles of crosswalks? = vs ||||| vs ladder don’t mean different things AFAIK.
Most road markings in the US are standardized. Why are there 3 styles of crosswalks? = vs ||||| vs ladder don’t mean different things AFAIK.
The Senate GOP continues to remind me of a toddler at the dinner table refusing to even try a food before declaring he doesn’t like it.
The Senate GOP continues to remind me of a toddler at the dinner table refusing to even try a food before declaring he doesn’t like it.
Misplacing your EpiPen…
Misplacing your EpiPen really makes you hyper-aware of the bulk bins at the grocery store.